Concerning Midgets Online Store & Comics

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Created by Matt Holt, this comic blends perfect imagination and humor to bring a fascinating series. It begins when the ruler of the pimpingest skate park wishes to own a ring, just like that Tony Hawk dude, only someone steals it after he forges it at Mt. Doom, and sends the ring through UPS. Elsewhere, Midget Joe and Wade the Lamer are working hard to keep their shop open on the little money they have, unfortunately they find out they've become bankrupt when Wade the Lamer, who's quite the clumsy fool, checks the mail. When a mysterious (Well, maybe not mysterious... I just like to hold the drama.) guy shows up out of nowhere, he suggests that the both of them join a good company--UPS. So, here is where the true story really begins... <BR><BR> <A HREF="http://WiseWizards.com" TARGET="_blank" TITLE="Wise Wizards® Website Design :: Professionally Designed Websites at Affordable Prices"><IMG SRC="http://WiseWizards-Mercury.0catch.com/Branding_300x50.gif" WIDTH="300" HEIGHT="50" BORDER="0" ALT="Wise Wizards® Website Design :: Professionally Designed Websites at Affordable Prices"></A> <BR><BR> Love the comics so much you just gotta have more of them? Don't worry, we've got you covered! View each volume in the online comic section, view the biography's of the author and all the characters of this amazing comic, and most of all, purchase awesome, yet affordable, products at the Concerning Midgets Online Store! You'll find shirts, hats, mugs, even mousepads, with all your favorite characters! Plus, you can even purchase a special book with every volume ever released (plus a special bonus issue) at the online store so you can always enjoy the comics! 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Join us Friday, July 16, from 6:00PM to 8:00PM for a live chat with the webmaster of the Concerning Midgets website--Michael Naper! This is a live chat, so you can ask him anything you'd like! He'll be sure to answer each and every person's questions, so don't hesitate to join! Don't miss this awesome event, because Friday is the only day you're going to be able to chat! <BR><BR> <B>Monday, June 14, 2004:</B> Each month, Concerning Midgets hosts a live chat with one feature guest such as the artist, illustrator, webmaster, or whoever we feel appropriate! Join us this Friday, June 18, from 6:00PM to 8:00PM for a live chat with the author of the Concerning Midgets series--Matt Holt! This is a live chat, so you can ask him anything you'd like! He'll be sure to answer each and every person's questions, so don't hesitate to join! Don't miss this awesome event, because Friday is the only day you're going to be able to chat! <BR> <SMALL>Future live chats will be announced at the beginning of each month.</SMALL> <BR> <SMALL><I>POST NOTE: The first montly live chat has been a success! Thanks to all visitors who participated in this interactive event!</I></SMALL> <BR><BR> <B>Saturday, June 5, 2004:</B> The Concerning Midgets Online Store & Comics has been published to the internet for the public audience! 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